Ek kisan do meter lambi pipe se huka pi raha tha.
dosry kisan ne pocha tum itni lambi pipe se huka kayoon pi rahe ho.
kisan ne jwab diya.....yar dr sahib ne tambako se door rehne ka mashwara diya hee
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sms
Ghataoon se chand nikal aya he
fizaoon main naya rang chaya he
ap hain ke khamoosh bethay hain
muskra dejiye mera msm aya hee
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Fika...tujhe swiming ati he?
Maja... nahain!
Fika..tere se to kuta acha he jo swim kar leta he
Maja..tere ko ati he swiming?
Fika.. haan!
Maja.. phir tere or kute main kaya faraq he..
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Ek admi ko sazaiye moot ho gai . us ke ghar wale adalat main akhri peshi pr adalat main koi acha wkeel dhond rahe the.adalat ke darwaze par ek wakeel mil para ,unhoon ne us se kaha hmare hamare admi ko phansi ki saza hoi he us ko bari karane ke kitne pese lo ge.us ne kaha biis haza rope.unhoon ne apas main mashwara kiya ,or bole yeh koi aam wakeel he iss liye sasta hee ,koi oor wakeel dekhte hain.aage ek oor wakeel mila,us ne kaha main ek lakh loon gaa.bole yah acha wakeel he,yahi theek he.jab fesla howa to us admi ko phansi ka order ho gaya.wapsi par wohi pehle wala wakeel mila.us ne pocha kaya fesla howa ,bach gaya ke nahan.bole ...phansi ho gai......us ne kaha yahi kam main ne biis hazar main karna tha................
Aji sunte ho main din baadin khoobsorat hoti ja rahi hoon .... dekho na ab to rootiyaan bhi mujh se jalne lagi hain
