Ek admi apne shrabi bhai ko rat ke waqt ghar le kar ja raha tha.Raste main ek pul par se guzarte howe shrabi ne dariya main chand ka aks dekh kar apne bhai se pocha "yeh kaya he"
Bhai ne bezari se bataya "yeh chand he"
Hain..Nashe main dhut sharabi ne chonkte howe kaha...."to kaya main itna oper a gaya hoon"
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Wife: Agar main waqt hoti to log meri kitni qadar krte..........
Husband: Log tumhe Dekh k dar jaty.......
Wife: Wo kyn ?.......
Husband: Log kehtay wo dekho bura waqt aa raha hy.........:p
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biwi ,,, main din ba din khobsorat hoti ja rahi hoon ,,
dikhiye na ab to mujh se rootiyaan bhi jalne lagi hain
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Santa ki Taang me Chot lag gyi
Nurse-Isme 10 Tanke Lagenge
Snta-kitna kharcha hoga
...
Nurse-3000
Snta-behenji Tanka Lagwana h,Kadhai Nhi Krwani
Wife: Chalo na, aaj Sunday hai, bahar chalte hain aur driving main karongi.
Husband: OOHOoOoO! Mtlb jayenge CAR mein or ayenge kal k AKHBAAR mein...!!
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GIRL:I Love u...
BOY: Me too!!!
GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho
GIRL: Dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.. :pp
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Larka station pe larki ko dekh k
tu to meri jan he. tu mera Eeman he
larki apni sandel utarti ha or larke ko marne lagti he to larka kehta he
.
me b pakistan hu tu B Pakistan he ♥ ♥
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Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai :D
"Honey"
Or
......
"Sweetheart"
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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Recharge waale bhaiya :P:D
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