URDU JOKES A LARGE COLLECTION مسکرایے لطائف بہت بڑا مجموعہ

Jokes in Roman Urdu 2

خوش آمدید

ہمارے اس پیج پر آپ كو ملے گا ہر طرح كا انداز اردو كے ساتھ ساتھ رومن اردو میں بھی ان حضرات كے لیے جو اردو سمجھ تو سكتے ہیں لیكن پڑھ نہیں سكتے اس لیے ہم پیش كریں ان كے لیے اسپیشل رومن تحریریں

Roman urdu parhne waloon ko khush amdeed

Jokes In roman Urdu the best

1 Admi kisi sheikh ki shadi me gya,
Shadi walay ghar k 2 darwazay thay,
1 pe rishtedar dosray pe dost likha tha,
Admi dosto walay darwaze se dakhil hua,
Aagay phir 2 darwazay thay 1 pe ladies dosray pe gents likha tha, Admi gents walay darwazay se enter hua,
wahan 2 or darwazay thay,
1 pe gift dene walay dosray pe baghair gift walay likha tha,
Admi baghair gift walay darwazay me dakhil ho gya.
Jab dekha to Admi bahir gali me kharra tha.
Hahahahaha.
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Maa:-
Beta apne liye aik naik larki talash karoJo namazi hoParhezgar hoPardy
dar ho...Naik serat hoBeta:- Maa ye to bataolarki se shaadi karni haiya
''DAM'' karwana hai

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Roman Urdu Poetry 5

خوش آمدید

Roman urdu parhne waloon ko khush amdeed

Aisy tooty hain taman'naon k pindaar k bus..

Dil ne jhaily hain mhabat mein wo Aazaar k bus..

tu kbi rakh k humein dekh to bazar k beech..!

is tarah toot k aain gy kharidaar k bus..

ye to ik zid hy k MOHSIN mai shikayat na kron..,

wrna shikwy to hein itne mere

Yar k bus...!!

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Dard daolat hy issay baar na likha jaey,

Ab mray hijr ko aazaar na likha jaey,

Teri rehmat k bharosay pe kati umr so ab,

Teray aasi ko gunah-gaar na likha jaey,

Ya mray hotay huay uss ko maseeha na kaho,

Ya mje aj se beemaar na likha jaey,

Shaaero, taiz hn wo nain, bht teekhay hn,

Ab unhen teer ya talwaar na likha jaey,

Ab likho koocha e dildaar ko maqtal Asif,

Ab issay koocha e dildaar na likha jaey!

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Qurbat ki teri pyaas ha wese to theek hun

Ek dard dil K paas ha wese to theek hun

Dekha jo chand ko to koi yad aa gaya

So dil mera udas ha wese to theek hun

Tu mujh ko apni zaat se bahir nahi mila

Ye dukh bhara Qiyas ha wese to theek hun

Agar ho kuch umeed to ho jaon pur-sukoon

Ek bewaja c aas ha wese to theek hun!

PARVEEN SHAKIR

Roman Urdu Poetry 4

Mohabbat farzz hoti ja rahi hai,

Kisi ka qarzz hoti ja rahi hai,

Badan ko chaatt le gi ab yaqeenan,

Judaai marzz hoti ja rahi hai..

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Kisi May Yunhi Zoq-e-Shairana Dhond Lete Hain

Chalo Mil Bethne Ka Bahana Dhond Lete Hain

Suna Hai In Dino Usko Tasawwuf Se Hai Dilchaspi

Tu Acha Hai Kalaam-e-Arifana Dhoond Lete Hain

Haqa'eq Talkh Hote Hain Ye Ik Zinda Haqeeqat Hai

Koi Meetha Raseela Sa Fasana Dhoond Lete Hain

Inhe Shikwa Hai Sham-e-Gulsita'n May Sair Ke Doraan

Andhere May Bhe Kuch Pathar Nishana Dhond Lete Hain

Ye Do Din Zindagi Ke Kut Tu Jayenge Musarrat May

Chalo Hum Bhe Koi Sapna Suhana Dhond Lete Hain

Kisi Ke Sath Tu Chalna Hai Aakhir Darbadar Ho Ker

Koi Apni Tarha Ka Be'Thikana Dhond Lete Hain.

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Teri Chahat Tere Sapno Ki Hifazat Ki Hai

Tere Hi Waste Apno Se Bagavat Ki Hai

Tere Masoom Nigaho Ki Kasam,

Dil To Dil Meri Ruh Ne Bhi Tumse Mohbbat Ki Hai.

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Dukh Day Kar Sawaal Kartay ho,

Tum Bhe GHAALiB ! Kamaal Kartay ho..

Daikh Kar Pooch Liyaa haal meraa,

Chalo Kuch tou Khayaal Kartay ho..

Shehar -e- Dil may Ye Udaasiyaan Kaisi ??

Ye Bhe mujh say Sawaal Kartay ho ???

Marnaa Chaahain tou mar nahe Saktay,

tum Bhe Jeenaa muhaal Kartay ho..

ab Kiss Kiss Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ?

her Sitam Bay-misaal Kartay ho .